There’s a fine line between parody and tribute when it comes to a franchise as beloved as Star Wars. Thankfully, the full house at Nineteen-Ten was in safe hands with Star Wars: Return of the Burlesque, which perfectly balanced homage with humour, like plotting the perfect course through hyperspace. It’s a gleefully choatic, clever and consistently entertaining show from performers who genuinely love the galaxy far, far away.
From the outset, host (and producer) Starling Strix hit just the right tone, beginning the night in Obi-Wan persona. Warm, quick-witted and armed with a steady stream of wry observations about the Star Wars universe, Starling maintained a buoyant energy between acts, chatting easily and making us feel like we were all lounging at the Mos Eisley Cantina.
The performances themselves represented an excellent range of acts, at times gloriously absurd and always impressive.
Ivy Cyanide was a superb opener with a Boba Fett / Mandalorian routine: a perfect balance of the sexy and the humorous. As it turns out, being seduced by the galaxy’s most feared bounty hunter is quite the experience!
Brandy Snap delivered one of the standout solo routines of the night as Princess Leia, fittingly beginning to a punk rock soundtrack that made perfect sense for the Rebellion’s fearless leader and ending with creative use of a lightsaber.
Then came Lucas Andrews and Daphne Delphine as Anakin and Padmé, pairing strong chemistry with some seriously impressive acrobatics, and playing up the melodrama of the prequel trilogy.
Blondie Sprinkles drew a huge collective laugh as Chewbacca, taking us through a tease that culminated with even the shedding of all that fur: truly inspired!
The Jawa routine delivered the one true ensemble moment of the show, the four dancers finally revealing what lurks beneath those robes. Slickly choreographed on top of the Nineteen-Ten pool, this was another huge crowd-pleaser that leaned fully into absurdist comedy.
There were also some performances aimed at die-hard fans, delving into a more niche corners of the galaxy. Miss Malware went aerial with an Old Republic-themed performance and a genuine spectacle of visual elegance. Meanwhile, Lu Lu Bell expertly channelled classic cantina energy as a Twi’lek dancer, complete with a terrific costume that included the distinctive headtails.
One of the undeniable highlights came from Barb A. Rian and Monty Mishap as Rey and Kylo Ren, respectively. Their chemistry was spot-on, the choreography sharp, and the decision to reimagine Kylo as an emotionally tortured emo villain proved comedy gold. It was one of those routines where everything hit like an X-Wing proton torpedo to a thermal exhaust port on the Death Star.
And then there was the finale.
Starling returned as Jar Jar Binks in a routine that escalated from amusing fun to complete absurdity in the best possible way. Powered by fuckboy energy, the most divisive character in the Star Wars franchise has never been so quite so masc, with a routine culminating in a reveal that sent the room into hysterics.
What makes Return of the Burlesque work so well is that it never feels cynical. The show pokes plenty of fun at Star Wars lore, characters and fandom, but it does so affectionately.
For Star Wars devotees, it’s a joyfully left-of-centre celebration of the franchise. But for even the most casual of fans, it’s a wildly entertaining night punctuated with laughs, sexy performances and lightsabers.
With the show turning into somewhat of a May the Fourth tradition (and popping up at other times of the year), be sure to catch all the fun next time you notice yourself caught by its irresistible tractor beam.
Reviewed by Matt Trainor
