You’d better watch out, you’d better not cry, you’d better work on your pout and I’ll tell you why.
Hans the Boy Wonder is coming to town!
Santa Claus ain’t got nothin’ on Adelaide’s favourite hot-panted German who is set to dash through Flinders Street and bring a sleigh full of your favourite pop hits to you.
This year’s Cabaret Fringe Festival saw him sell out Adelaide’s premier German venue with Hans’ Haus Party, and his Fringe Festival hip hop tribute show Hans in Das Haus at the Spiegeltent was also at capacity.
But this silly season, you’re in for a real treat because Hans will show you the true meaning of Christmas (according to him).
“I love the high divorce rate that happens at Christmas time,” he says. “I’d like to think that I am partially responsible for this.”
Although at his show, he will be bringing the gifts to you, he still remembers the best Christmas present he ever received.
“It was when I was very young, maybe three or four, I was given a mirror from my mother. It was then that I realised the meaning of true beauty,” he says, earnestly.
But if you want to wrap something up for him to stuff in his stocking, Hans has been kind enough to reveal his Christmas wish list.
“Look I’m not fussy,” he says. “I just want something with a pulse.”
This Christmas, don’t miss Hans’ Yuletide party that’s sure to roast your chestnuts and fill your stockings: Hans’ Christmas Cracker at The German Club.
“Why not spend everyone’s favourite time of the year with everyone’s most favourite person?” Hans questions.
Why not, indeed?
Accompanied by the silly season’s hottest dancers, the Ho Ho Hoes, and backed by his band, The Stocktake Sales, Hans will don his gay apparel and treat you to his favourite carols ‘Santa Baby’, ‘O Come All Ye Faithful’ and ‘The Little Drummer Boy’ as well as some new (but soon to be classic) Yuletide yodels like ‘All You Want for Christmas is Me’.
“I love all the classics,” he says. “Like ‘Hans the Herald Angels Sing’, ‘A Gay In A Manger’, ‘The Little Grindr Boy’.”
Don’t miss out; this kind of opportunity only comes once a year.
WHAT: HANS’ CHRISTMAS CRACKER
WHEN: 8pm, Friday, November 27
WHERE: The German Club – 223 Flinders Street, Adelaide
HOW MUCH? All tickets $40 from: http://www.hansofficial.com
So grab an egg nog and get ready to shake your bon-bon as Mary’s other boy child gets naughty and nice in the gayest Christmas show ever.
Hans’ Christmas Cracker – YULE love it!